Wii Would Like to Play by In-The-Machine, literature
Literature
Wii Would Like to Play
Little Susan B. stood staring at the thing before her in disbelief.
"Fat," she said. "I'm fat?"
"I'm a machine. Machines don't lie."
"But I'm ten."
"Ten and fat."
"But how can you tell? There's gotta be some mistake."
"Okay, kid, listen up. I've got your goddamn height and BMI right here. Right here inside me.
And according to my records, you suck at boxing, you suck at running, your physical age is that of a 48-year-old male and you suck at Brawl."
"Hey, you're being mean!"
"I'm not mean. I'm a machine. Can't take playing with me? If you don't like it then take yourself somewhere else and maybe go and play with the other babies ou
Favourite style of art: ANIME! Operating System: My laptop :P MP3 player of choice: My ipod :P Shell of choice: Ones that are not broken Wallpaper of choice: NARUTO! Favourite cartoon character: Italy FTW Personal Quote: Maybe I should quit watching anime and get a life....Meh maybe next time
First off ~lettersplz (https://www.deviantart.com/lettersplz):iconletteroplz::iconletterrplz::iconletterrplz::iconletteryplz: for the last journal! (I had a headache n' stuff and yeah....) yes I will delete it today. So yeah I borrwed "The lighting theif" from my friend. It was awesome! It would make a very goood anime *shot* HECK YEAH YOUR AWESOME PERCY! Oh and to make up for the last journal here is something random for the LOLz!
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You know you're obsessed with Hetalia when…
[] When you wonder why the polar bear at the zoo isn't talking to you
[] When your teacher questions you when you constantly squeal during History class
[] When you scream "Happy Birthday Alfred" and/or "Take that Arthur" on the Fourth of July in a large crowd of people and are proud when they give you the WTF look
[√] When you know what Sealand is and people find you weird for telling them he's a little kid in a blue sailor suit that was for sale on eBay
[√] When you laugh if a country's "vital regions" are discussed in the news/media
[] When you question why only a few coun